How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

Lewis Burke Frumkes, one of America’s very best satirists, sharpens his pen on the fads, fears, and fashions of the urban landscape. Here are 49 hilarious ways to cope with them. Explore the benefits of aerobic typing. Wile a friend with “Exotic Gifts from Harry and Larry” including “Road Imperial ValiumAmerica’s Favorite TranquilizerOnly Better.” Take charge of your next meeting with Frumkes’s “New Rules of Order,” which include Blurting, Interrupting, and Bullwhipping. Jump in the saddle and rope a roachapartment style. And, of course, raise your I.Q. with a delicious “Gifted Child Fricassee.”